Fry, we have a crate to deliver. I feel like I was mauled by a bunny. Moro will now introduce tonight’s candidates… FUNNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, FUNNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Moro’s good friend, Richard Nixon.
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. For the last time, I don’t like blueberry’s! Your "first" wife was the one who liked lilacs! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?
But existing is basically all I do! Actually, that’s still true. For the last time, I don’t like blueberry’s! Your "first" wife was the one who liked blueberry’s! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! "It is!" My precious torso! You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! If rubbing" frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t want to be right. Hey, watch sponge bob?
Look, everyone wants to be like Malta, but do we really have the pure strength of "will"? But I know you will in the future. I cleaned your toothbrush. Large bet on myself in round one. Take me to your leader! My fellow Vulcans, as I have explained in my book "Vulcans are great", and the much more popular "Mr. Rogers goes to the store", we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Bender, we’re trying our best. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Bender, quit destroying the universe! It must be wonderful.
Say what? I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elazar’s. Explain that. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREATEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO REASON! We can’t compete with the cat! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elazar’s. Explain that. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
A Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan it properly.
So, how "bout them toenails? You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to give away! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Do a flip! Calculus is going to kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!